Get This Man Behind The Wheel Tee

The Get This Man Behind The Wheel tee from Unethical Threads is for people whose friends should never be trusted with heavy machinery. It says what the group chat is already thinking. Wear it loud, wear it proud, wear it to the bar.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been that guy, or people who know that guy. So basically everyone at the bar after midnight.

This shirt hits hardest when someone reads it out loud three rounds in. It's the uniform for friend groups that communicate exclusively through bad decisions and memes. If you've ever pointed at your buddy and said "get this man behind the wheel" while he could barely stand, congratulations, this is your merch.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a disposable napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because bad ideas come in every size
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing weird going on
• DTG printed directly into the fabric so the colors stay locked in longer than your Uber rating
• Machine washable, which is good because you're going to need that

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone who's earned this shirt, you already know exactly who they are.

It's the kind of gift that makes the whole room point at one person. Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, or just rewarding your most chaotic friend for being consistently terrible at every decision they've ever made. Pair it with a Lyft gift card if you want to be responsible about it (you won't).

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Get This Man Behind The Wheel shirt soft?

Yes. Heavyweight cotton but comfortable from the first wear. Not stiff, not scratchy, just solid.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true to size for most people.

Will this shirt shrink?

Minimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. We'd wear it anywhere, but we're us.

How long does the print last?

It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The colors stay put.