Ghosted By Someone With A Podcast Tee

The Ghosted By Someone With A Podcast Tee from Unethical Threads says what happened in four lines of block text. Someone had a whole platform for talking to strangers but couldn't manage one reply to you. Now it's a shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People who dated someone with a content strategy and a missing text-back reflex. That's who.

Look, the person who ghosted you has opinions about microphones and a recording schedule. They just don't have the bandwidth to type "hey sorry" back. This shirt tells that story without you having to, and it looks good doing it.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck (the only commitment this shirt asks of you)
• DTG print, so the text stays sharp longer than that situationship did
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

If someone you know just got ghosted by a person who records weekly episodes about "authentic connection," absolutely.

It says "I heard your rant and I'm on your side" without you having to say any of that out loud. Low effort, high emotional accuracy. The best kind of gift.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Ghosted By Someone With A Podcast Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.

Will this shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds up fine.

Is the text on the front or back?

Front only. Big block letters across the chest. Subtlety was never the point.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your feelings about the whole situation.

Will this offend someone?

Only if they have a podcast and a history of ghosting people. In which case, good.