Girls Always Cum First Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Girls Always Cum First Tee from Unethical Threads is four words stacked on the back of a heavyweight tee that manage to be both crude and genuinely good advice at the same time. It's a statement about priorities. Which priorities? That's between you and whoever's reading your back.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who believes in putting women first. However you interpret that.

The design is on the back. Front is completely blank. You walk into a room looking normal. You walk out and suddenly everyone behind you has an opinion. You don't even have to be there for the message to land.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL. Looks good on anyone with the right priorities.
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print for color that actually lasts, not some iron-on that cracks by Tuesday
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for someone who gets it. Even better if you want to find out whether they do.

Honestly, any relationship worth keeping can survive this showing up in a gift bag. If it can't, you learned something valuable for the price of a t-shirt.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the back of the shirt say?

GIRLS ALWAYS CUM FIRST, stacked in four lines across the back. The front is blank.

Is this shirt available in plus sizes?

Yes. It comes in sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade or crack?

The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, not layered on top. No cracking, no peeling.

Is this shirt for men or women?

It's unisex. The message applies to everyone with the right priorities.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like working there.