Girls Always Cum First Tee

The Girls Always Cum First Tee from Unethical Threads is either the crudest thing in your wardrobe or the most chivalrous. It reads two ways, both are accurate, and we're not going to tell you which one to lead with.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who get it. Guys, girls, couples, anyone with priorities and a functioning sense of humor.

The shirt works because both readings are true and most people wearing it know that. It sorts a room fast. Some laugh, some nod, some need a second to pick their preferred interpretation.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through. Important, given what's printed on it.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Looks good on everyone with the confidence to wear it.
• Classic crew neck. Nothing fancy, nothing distracting from the message.
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack, peel, or fade after washing.
• Available in black or white.

Will This Offend Someone?

Almost certainly, yes.

But that's true of anything worth wearing. The people who get offended by the Girls Always Cum First Tee were never your audience, and that's perfectly fine. The ones who get it will respect the commitment.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Girls Always Cum First shirt say?

The front reads GIRLS ALWAYS CUM FIRST. Text only, no graphics, no fine print.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Does the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing keeps the text sharp. It won't crack, peel, or fade into plausible deniability.

Is this a good gift?

If you know them well enough to buy this, you already know the answer. If you're second-guessing it, go with a candle.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your level of commitment.