Give A Man A Horse He Will Eat In A Day Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Give A Man A Horse He Will Eat In A Day Tee from Unethical Threads puts a broken proverb across the back of the shirt in four stacked lines. It has the rhythm of genuine wisdom and absolutely none of the substance. Available in black or white.

What's on the back of this shirt?

Four lines of text that read like the opening of a fortune cookie and land somewhere no fortune cookie has ever gone. The person behind you gets the full buildup, line by line, and then the payoff.

It's the kind of thing you'd find carved into a bathroom stall by someone who genuinely thought they were being profound. The front is blank, so from the front you look completely normal. That's the trap.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual garment, not a suggestion of one
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG printed so the text survives your laundry habits, whatever those are
• Back print only. The front says nothing. Strategic.

Is this a good gift?

If the person you're buying for has ever said something that sounded wise until people actually thought about it, yes.

The Give A Man A Horse He Will Eat In A Day Tee is for people who appreciate proverbs that never arrived at the point. It says "I get your sense of humor" without requiring a card. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and thought of one specific person immediately.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?
The back reads "GIVE A MAN A HORSE HE WILL EAT IN A DAY" in four stacked lines of text. The front is blank.

Is the design on the front or back?
Back only. The front of the shirt is completely blank.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade in the wash?
DTG printing keeps the text sharp. Follow the care instructions and it holds up.

What colors does this come in?
Black or white.