Give Me A Beer Or I'll Kill Myself Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Give Me A Beer Or I'll Kill Myself tee from Unethical Threads is the back print that tells your bartender everything they need to know before you sit down. Available in black or white. Two lines of block capitals doing the Lord's work so your mouth doesn't have to.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've had a long day and need a cold one, not a lecture about it. The type who walks into a bar and lets their back do the talking. It pairs nicely with a barstool, an open tab, and absolutely no patience for small talk.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a tissue with a tag on it
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for job interviews
• DTG print so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack or peel
• Available in black or white. Pick your fighter.

Is This a Good Gift?

If you know someone who says "I need a beer" the way most people say "good morning," absolutely. This is the gift that proves you actually pay attention. The back print means they won't see it coming until they unwrap it, which is its own reward.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The design is on the back. The front is blank. Your bartender reads it as you walk up to the bar.

What sizes does this come in?
Unisex sizing from S to 4XL in a relaxed fit.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it holds its shape.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white. The text is block capitals either way.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
It's DTG printed, not screen printed or ironed on. The ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it.