Giving Out LSD Candy Halloween Tee

The Giving Out LSD Candy Halloween tee from Unethical Threads is for the person who thinks trick-or-treat should come with a trip report. It's dark, it's wrong, and you already know you want it. Wear it to the party where nobody's kids are allowed.

Who actually wears this?

People with a sense of humor and absolutely no interest in being PTA president.

This is the Halloween shirt for the friend everyone's a little afraid of but always wants at the party. You know the one. Shows up late, says something unforgivable, somehow becomes everyone's favorite person in the room.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a promotional giveaway from a dentist's office
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because bad decisions come in all sizes
• Crew neck, because we're unhinged, not animals
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid long after your reputation doesn't
• Machine washable, though we can't say the same for your conscience

Will this get me in trouble?

Honestly, maybe.

If your Halloween strategy involves this shirt and a bowl of Skittles, you're going to have a very memorable evening. Your neighbors might not love it. Your friends will. That's really what matters.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Giving Out LSD Candy Halloween tee actually about drugs?

It's a joke. A dark, beautiful, Halloween-appropriate joke. No actual substances were involved in the making of this shirt.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works for everyone.

Will this shirt fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash it as many times as you want.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like your job.

Is this a good Halloween gift?

If you know someone who'd laugh at this, yes. If you have to wonder whether they'd laugh, probably not.