Gluten Tolerant Tee

The Gluten Tolerant tee from Unethical Threads is for the people who never stopped eating bread. While the rest of the world was diagnosing themselves at brunch, you were ordering the pasta. This shirt says what your grocery cart already does.

Who actually wears this?

People who think sourdough is a personality trait. You'll spot this tee at breweries, cookouts, and anywhere someone is loudly explaining why they can't eat the buns. It's for the person across the table already on their second roll, making unbroken eye contact.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL for every body type that refuses to quit carbs
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing experimental
• DTG printed so the graphic stays crisp wash after wash
• Pairs well with breadsticks, pizza, and a complete lack of dietary guilt

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. If you know someone who rolls their eyes every time they hear "gluten-free menu," this is their shirt. It gets a real laugh, not a polite one. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of that one friend.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about gluten?
It's about the audacity of eating bread in peace. So yes.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?
DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. It'll outlast most of your friends' dietary phases.

Is this a good gift for someone who loves food?
It's a great gift for someone who loves food and has no patience for food trends. They'll wear it constantly.