Go Down On Others As They Would Go Down On You Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Go Down On Others As They Would Go Down On You tee is the Golden Rule your Sunday school teacher conveniently left out. This Unethical Threads back print is for people who believe in reciprocity at every level. Available in black or white.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who think the Golden Rule was onto something but didn't go far enough. The kind of person who gives as good as they get and isn't shy about saying so.

This is a backprint, so you walk around oblivious while everyone behind you gets the message. That's the entire bit. It works at bars, grocery stores, family reunions if you're feeling dangerous, and anywhere people have eyes and the ability to read.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of this particular commandment
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck, because at least something about this shirt should be traditional
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that outlasts most of the relationships this shirt will witness
• Available in black or white, both equally inappropriate

Is this a good gift?

It's a phenomenal gift for the right person. If you have to wonder whether they'd wear it, they're not the right person.

This shirt is for someone who will wear it to brunch and not flinch. Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or a random Tuesday when you want to make a point. If you're shopping for someone with a good sense of humor and better priorities, this is the one.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt really about the Golden Rule?

Same principle of reciprocity, different application. Your Sunday school teacher would not approve, but your partner might.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

The design is printed on the back. You walk in looking normal and leave a lasting impression on everyone behind you.

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Everyone is welcome to spread the gospel.

Does the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds up through regular washing. The shirt keeps its color and the message keeps its potency.

Can I wear this to a family event?

Technically, yes. Whether you should depends entirely on your family's threshold for unsolicited life advice.