God Forbid I Commit A Little Tax Fraud While The Elites Eat Children Tee

The God Forbid I Commit A Little Tax Fraud While The Elites Eat Children Tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight graphic tee for anyone who's noticed the rules only apply in one direction. It says what your accountant won't. Wear it to your next audit.

Who actually wears this?

People who file their taxes (mostly), but spend a nonzero amount of time wondering why they bother.

The kind of person who sees another billionaire paid zero in taxes and laughs because the alternative is screaming. If you've ever muttered "rules for thee" at a news broadcast, this shirt was already yours. You didn't choose this life. The tax code chose it for you.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that doesn't quit after five washes (or fifty)
• Because if you're going to commit to a take this hot, at least do it in a decent shirt

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the whole point.

The tax fraud half raises eyebrows at family dinner. The other half does the real heavy lifting at Thanksgiving. If you're buying this as a gift, the recipient either already thinks like this or they need to start. Either way, you're doing important work.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter how you like your tees.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric. The text stays crisp through regular washing.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. Accounting firm, probably not. Your buddy's garage, absolutely.

Can I wear this to do my actual taxes?

You can and you should. Consider it a power move.