Golf Drunk Driving Tee

The Golf Drunk Driving Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who treats the back nine like a driving course with a blood alcohol requirement. You're not out there to improve your handicap. You're out there because golf carts don't have breathalyzers yet.

Who actually wears this?

Golfers who think the drink cart is the most important vehicle on the course. The kind of people who keep a flask in their bag and call it hydration.

If your foursome has ever debated whether beer counts as a sports drink, you already own this shirt in spirit. It's the official uniform for the guy who shoots a 112 but has the time of his life doing it.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive a full 18 holes and whatever you spill on the front nine
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, even your buddy who retired from exercise)
• Classic crew neck, because a V-neck at the golf course is a different kind of crime
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that holds color longer than you hold your composure on hole 12
• Machine washable, which is good, because it's going to need it

Is this actually a good gift?

Honestly, yes. If someone in your life treats golf as a drinking game with a country club dress code, this is the move.

Works for birthdays, Father's Day, retirement parties, or just as a quiet acknowledgment that their short game gets better after four beers. They'll wear it to every round and blame you when the marshal gives them a look.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

It does. Relaxed unisex fit in sizes S through 4XL. If you're between sizes, go up one, especially if you plan on eating two hot dogs at the turn.

Will this get me kicked off the course?

Depends on the course. Country clubs might have opinions. Public courses have seen worse. Muni courses will probably buy you a beer.

Is this a good gift for a golfer who drinks?

It's the perfect gift. If they drink on the course, they'll love it. If they don't drink on the course, they need it more than anyone.

How do I wash this?

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. The DTG print won't crack or fade. Treat it better than you treat your liver.