Golf Is Like Boobs I Love Golf Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Golf Is Like Boobs I Love Golf tee from Unethical Threads is for the golfer who started a thought and decided the landing didn't matter. Back print on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. The kind of shirt that gets a double take on the first tee and a slow nod of respect by the ninth.

Who actually wears this?

Golfers who don't take the game (or themselves) too seriously. The guy in your foursome who shanks it into the woods and still has the best time out there.

Also works for anyone who appreciates a setup that never quite delivers, which, if you think about it, also describes most rounds of golf. Pair it with cargo shorts and a visor for the full effect. Nobody will question your commitment to the sport.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (you're welcome)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that actually survives the laundry
• Back print design, because the best jokes land behind your back

Is this a good golf gift?

It's the best golf gift. Better than a sleeve of Pro V1s and definitely better than another divot tool.

If someone in your life golfs and has a sense of humor (rare combo, we know), this is the move. Works for birthdays, Father's Day, retirement parties, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Golf Is Like Boobs tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page if you're between sizes.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

Back print only. The front is blank, which honestly makes the reveal better.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your energy on the course.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton, so minimal shrinkage. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll keep its shape.

Can I wear this to an actual golf course?

Physically, yes. Whether your club's dress code allows it is between you and the pro shop.