Golf Is Like Boobs I Love Golf Tee

The Golf Is Like Boobs I Love Golf tee from Unethical Threads says everything it needs to say and then doesn't finish the thought. That's the whole bit. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sized S-4XL for every golfer who knows exactly what they meant.

Who actually wears this?

Golfers. Dads. Guys who think they're funnier than they are (and honestly might be right).

This is the shirt you throw on for a Saturday round knowing full well your buddies are going to read it out loud in the cart. It's golf-dad energy distilled into cotton. If you've ever yelled "nice balls" on the green and meant every word of it, this one's already yours.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, we see you)
• Classic crew neck, because you're not reinventing fashion here
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack after three washes
• Available in black or white

Is this a good golf gift?

It's one of the best golf gifts under $30 that isn't a sleeve of Pro V1s.

Father's Day, birthday, retirement party for the guy who's "finally going to play every day." Works for Secret Santa too if your office has a sense of humor. If they don't, maybe read the room. Or don't. We're not your HR department.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this golf shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Is the print going to fade or crack?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

Does this come in both black and white?

Yes. Both colorways are available.

Is this appropriate to wear on a golf course?

Technically, yes. Most courses don't have a policy against being funny. Your playing partners might have opinions, but that's their problem.

Will this offend someone at the clubhouse?

Probably. But the kind of person who gets offended by this shirt was never going to be fun to play 18 with anyway.