Good Intentions Intrusive Thoughts Tee

The Good Intentions Intrusive Thoughts Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone whose brain operates like a suggestion box with no filter. You mean well. Your brain just keeps pitching ideas you'd never actually follow through on, and now you can wear that whole inner conflict on heavyweight cotton.

Who actually wears this?

People who've had to physically stop themselves from saying the quiet part out loud at least once this week.

The ADHD crowd, the anxiety crowd, the "my brain is a menace and I've accepted it" crowd. If you've ever stood somewhere perfectly safe and your brain casually offered up something completely unhinged for no reason, this tee was designed with you in mind. It's not a cry for help. It's an accurate self-report.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things don't need to be reinvented
• DTG printed so the design stays sharp and colorful through your questionable laundry habits
• Pairs nicely with the dead-eyed stare you give people who ask if you're okay

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for someone who regularly texts you screenshots of the unhinged things their brain comes up with.

Birthdays, holidays, "I saw this and thought of you" moments. The Good Intentions Intrusive Thoughts Tee hits that sweet spot where the person receiving it immediately feels seen. Whether that's heartwarming or terrifying depends entirely on the thought in question. Either way, they'll wear it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

"GOOD INTENTIONS INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS." That's the whole print. Front only, text-based. Clean and readable.

Is this shirt about mental health?

It's in the neighborhood. It plays on the universal experience of intrusive thoughts (those random absurd impulses everyone gets) with a self-aware, affectionate tone. Laughing with the experience, not at anyone.

What sizes does this come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade in the wash?

The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the color stays put. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it.

Is this offensive?

Not really. It's relatable more than anything. Unless someone finds self-awareness offensive, in which case they've got bigger problems than your t-shirt.