AAA Goose Bump Tee

The Goose Bump Tee from Unethical Threads puts two geese fist-bumping on your chest. That's the joke. It's a visual pun, it's beautifully dumb, and it has no business being this good.

Who actually wears this?

People who think puns are a legitimate art form and aren't afraid to prove it. The type who sends memes before 7 AM and makes the whole group chat groan. Your coworker who has strong opinions about waterfowl. You, probably, since you're still reading this.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a free conference handout
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Room for literally everyone.
• Crew neck. Classic. Timeless. Not up for debate.
• DTG print so the colors stay locked in. No fading, no cracking, no excuses.
• Yes, the fist bump is anatomically questionable. No, we will not be taking feedback.

Is this a good gift?

If the person you're buying for has ever texted you a pun unprompted, this is the move. If they haven't, buy it for yourself and find funnier friends.

Frequently Asked Questions

What's on the Goose Bump Tee?

Two geese giving each other a fist bump. It's a literal, visual take on "goose bumps," and it hits harder than it has any right to.

What sizes does it come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

It's DTG printed, so the colors hold up through every wash. No cracking, no peeling.

Is this actually funny or just weird?

Both. That's the sweet spot.