Grabbiest Pussy In The Psych Ward Tee

The Grabbiest Pussy In The Psych Ward Tee is Unethical Threads at full volume. This one's for anyone who treats a 72-hour hold like a personality trait. Heavyweight cotton, graphic that doesn't fade, humor that probably should.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been through it and came out the other side with a sense of humor instead of coping skills.

Your friend who overshares at brunch. The person in the group chat who always takes it one step too far (and everyone loves them for it). If you've ever described yourself as "a lot," this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a screen print
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Room to breathe, room to gesticulate wildly during story time.
• Crew neck. Classic. The shirt equivalent of not trying too hard.
• DTG print for color that holds up through wash cycles and questionable life choices.
• Soft enough to sleep in. We're told that's relevant for the target audience.

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes, if you know your audience.

This is the kind of gift that tells someone "I see you, I accept you, and I think your trauma is hilarious." Perfect for the friend who's done the work (or at least talks about doing the work). Not recommended for your therapist, though they've probably seen worse.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Grabbiest Pussy In The Psych Ward Tee true to size?

It runs true to size in a relaxed, unisex fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people are happy with their usual pick.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

Stick to cold water and tumble dry low and you'll be fine. The heavyweight cotton holds its shape.

Does the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so the graphic stays vivid wash after wash.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the full range.

Is this shirt offensive?

That depends entirely on your threshold. We'd call it honest. If the title made you laugh, you're the target audience.