Grabbiest Pussy In The Psych Ward Tee

The Grabbiest Pussy In The Psych Ward Tee is Unethical Threads doing what your therapist warned you about. A heavyweight cotton graphic tee for people whose coping mechanisms have coping mechanisms. If the title made you laugh, you're the target audience.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been through it and came out funnier on the other side. The kind of person who makes the group chat go silent for a full thirty seconds before someone replies "I'm screaming."

You know the type. You probably are the type, otherwise you wouldn't still be reading a product page with this title on it. This isn't for the easily startled. It's for people who weaponize their damage into comedy and refuse to feel bad about it.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than your copay
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL because mental breakdowns come in all sizes
• Crew neck for when you want to keep things classic while the graphic does the heavy lifting
• DTG print that holds its color through wash cycles your will to live couldn't survive

Can I give this as a gift?

Absolutely, if you know them well enough.

This is not a "thinking of you" gift for your coworker. This is a "we've trauma-bonded and I saw this and thought of you" situation. If the recipient would laugh at it in a waiting room, you're golden. If you have to wonder whether they'd be offended, pick a different shirt. We have plenty.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt offensive?
Yes. That's the whole point. If you need a shirt that plays it safe, we are genuinely not the brand for you.

What sizes does the Grabbiest Pussy In The Psych Ward Tee come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size, so order your usual.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. The design holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.

Is this a men's or women's shirt?
It's unisex with a relaxed fit. Works on everyone. Chaos is not gender-specific.