AAA Gumbo Slice Getting Chased By Hungry Bear T Shirt

The Gumbo Slice Getting Chased By Hungry Bear tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A sentient pizza slice in full panic mode, hauling it through the woods while a bear closes in. Nature vs. lunch, and lunch is losing.

Who wears this?

People who think the food chain is way funnier when Italian food gets involved. You see a pizza slice running from a bear and you either get it or you don't.

If you get it, congratulations, you're our kind of weird. This is the shirt you throw on when you want your outfit to do the talking and you want that talking to be unhinged. It plays well at cookouts, camping trips, and anywhere people appreciate absurdist humor that doesn't need a backstory.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K you didn't run
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because funny doesn't have a size limit
• Classic crew neck. Nothing experimental. Just a shirt.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay put wash after wash. Gumbo Slice deserves longevity.
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. You know the drill.

Is this a good gift?

Yes. Next question.

Okay fine. It's a great gift if you know someone who laughs at things they probably shouldn't. The kind of person who sends you memes at 2 AM. The kind who picks the weirdest item on every menu. Hand them a Gumbo Slice tee and watch them understand you on a spiritual level.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Gumbo Slice bear chase shirt come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Everybody eats.

Is the print going to fade after a few washes?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and Gumbo Slice lives to run another day.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It's a substantial shirt, not a see-through situation.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on your job. If your boss laughs at a pizza slice fleeing a bear, you're golden. If not, maybe save it for the weekend.