Hand Sanitizer Pump 10-15 Times Then Rub Vigorously Tee

The Hand Sanitizer Pump 10-15 Times Then Rub Vigorously Tee from Unethical Threads is mock-signage perfection. Formatted exactly like a wall-mounted dispenser label, arrow and all. It just happens to not be on a wall.

Does this actually fool people?

More than you'd expect. The design reads as a legitimate compliance label: bold header, instructional subtext, directional arrow. People process the words before they register the placement, and that half-second of realization is everything.

Front print only. Has to be. Put this on the back and you've just got a weird sign nobody understands.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually holds its shape
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck (a V-neck would be editorializing)
• DTG printed so the design stays sharp through heavy rotation
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

One of the easiest you'll ever buy. If they have a sense of humor and a torso, you're done shopping.

The wearer doesn't have to do anything. No setup, no delivery, no comedic timing required. Just stand there and let the label work the room. It's the laziest comedy act in existence and somehow one of the most effective.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually inappropriate?

Every word on it comes from a standard hygiene label. Whether that makes it appropriate is entirely a question of context and posture.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Does it have to be a front print?

Yes. The front placement is what makes the design work. On the back it would just be a confusing sign.

Will the print fade?

DTG printing keeps the design sharp through heavy rotation. You'll retire this shirt by choice, not because it faded on you.