Happy Earth Day Pull The Plug Already Tee

The Happy Earth Day Pull The Plug Already Tee from Unethical Threads is the realistic Earth Day shirt. While everyone else is posting sunflower selfies, you're out here keeping it honest. Heavyweight cotton, because at least your wardrobe choices can be sustainable.

Who actually wears a shirt like this?

People who recycle but aren't delusional about it.

The ones who sat through the latest climate documentary and laughed instead of cried. If you've ever described humanity's run as "good while it lasted," this is your uniform. You care about the planet. You just also have eyes.

• Heavyweight cotton that'll outlast most environmental policies
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck. Classic. Like the planet used to be.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that stays vivid, even as hope doesn't
• Machine washable, because we're nihilists, not animals

Is this an appropriate gift?

For the right person, absolutely.

Your friend who "celebrates" Earth Day by doom-scrolling emissions data? They need this. Your coworker who brings their own compost bag to the office? Chef's kiss. Your mother-in-law who chairs the neighborhood garden committee? Brave move. Respect.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually soft?

Yes. Heavyweight cotton that feels broken-in from day one, not cardboard-stiff.

What sizes does the Earth Day tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so everyone gets to express their planetary pessimism comfortably.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing locks the color in. Your shirt will look crisp long after the ice caps don't.

Can I actually wear this on Earth Day?

That's the ideal day for it. Pair it with a reusable tote for maximum irony.