Happy Halloween Joe Biden

The Happy Halloween Joe Biden tee from Unethical Threads is a funny political Halloween shirt for people who think the scariest costume is just showing up as the 46th president. No mask needed. Just the thousand-yard stare and a shirt that says what everyone at the party is already thinking.

Who actually wears this?

People who hand out candy while making their political opinions everyone else's problem.

Your uncle who won't shut up at Thanksgiving. The friend group chat villain who sends memes at 2am. If you've ever called yourself "fiscally conservative, socially hilarious," this is your shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like quality, not like a free rally handout
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (fits every body type at the party)
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for a different kind of statement
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid long after the election cycle ends
• Pre-shrunk. Won't mysteriously shrink like approval ratings.

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. It's the gift that gets you remembered at the Halloween party and possibly uninvited from the next one.

Perfect for the political junkie in your life, the friend who turns every group chat into a debate stage, or just yourself. Self-care is buying shirts that make you laugh.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt offensive?

That depends entirely on your dinner table. We make shirts for people with a sense of humor. If you're buying this, you already know your audience.

What sizes does the Happy Halloween Joe Biden shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works for everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the design is part of the fabric. Wash it normally and it holds up.

Can I wear this outside of Halloween?

Absolutely. July 4th would be particularly funny.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, soft enough that you'll actually want to wear it.