Happy You Know.. The Thing- Halloween Limited Edition Tee

Happy You Know.. The Thing is an Unethical Threads Halloween limited edition for everyone who watched a man try to wish the country a happy... you know.. the thing. This shirt captures that exact energy. Biden meets spooky season, and honestly, it's hard to tell which one is scarier.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who can quote that press conference from memory.

If you saw the clip, shared the clip, and then watched your uncle share the clip on Facebook three weeks later, this shirt is already yours in spirit. It's Halloween with a side of political roast, which is really the only way to do October.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Yes, 4XL. We're inclusive where it counts.
• Crew neck because we're unhinged, not unreasonable
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors stay loud even after your in-laws make you wash off the shame
• Limited edition Halloween drop. When it's gone, it's the thing that's gone.

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely.

If you know someone who laughs at political memes instead of arguing about them, this is the move. Works for Halloween, works for birthdays, works for "I saw this and thought of you" energy. Just maybe don't give it to your boss. Or do. We don't judge.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Happy The Thing" mean?
It's a reference to a certain someone's tendency to lose the plot mid-sentence. If you know, you know. If you don't, this probably isn't your shirt.

Is this shirt only for Halloween?
It's a Halloween limited edition, but political humor is a year-round sport. Wear it whenever you want.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton and DTG printed. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it'll hold up fine.

Is this going to offend people?
Almost certainly. That's sort of the point. If everyone loved your wardrobe, you'd be boring.