AAA Hard Dickens Cider T Shirt

The Hard Dickens Cider t-shirt from Unethical Threads is the kind of shirt that does your dirty work for you. A time-tested phonetic masterpiece on heavyweight cotton for anyone who peaked in humor at exactly the right time. You already know if this is your shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People who treat "inappropriate" as a lifestyle, not just a label.

The Hard Dickens Cider tee shows up at tailgates, dive bars, bachelor parties, and any family gathering where your reputation is already a lost cause. You'll get a knowing nod from the right people and a horrified pause from everyone else. Both reactions are the point.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up like an actual garment, not a gas station freebie
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because poor judgment spans all body types
• Crew neck, because we're inappropriate, not monsters
• DTG (direct-to-garment) printing that keeps color locked in, not just through the first few washes
• Pre-shrunk fabric, so it still fits after the dryer incident

Is this actually a good gift?

It might be the best gift you ever give.

Works for birthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties, or those "I saw this and immediately thought of you" moments that define real friendship. If they get it, you're a legend. If they don't, well. Now you know something about them.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Hard Dickens Cider shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing locks the color in. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up either way.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your coworkers laugh, go for it. If HR already has a file on you, maybe save it for weekends.

Is the Hard Dickens Cider tee a good gift?

One of the best. If the person you're buying for gets it, you win gift-giving permanently.