Have Your Dad Call Me Tee

The Have Your Dad Call Me tee from Unethical Threads says what your dating profile won't. Heavyweight graphic tee in black or white for people who know their type and aren't shy about it.

Who actually wears this?

People with confidence and a very specific type. This shirt does the talking so you don't have to.

It plays well at pride, at brunch, at the neighborhood cookout where you're definitely not there for the burgers. Pair it with whatever you want. The shirt is doing all the heavy lifting.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a disposable costume
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because this message doesn't need a V-neck to land
• DTG printed so the design stays crisp long after you've forgotten what you paid for it
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

If you know the person, yes. If you're guessing, absolutely not.

The Have Your Dad Call Me tee is one of those gifts that either gets a laugh and an immediate try-on or a very long pause. Know your audience. When you get it right, you're a legend. When you get it wrong, you're blocked.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Have Your Dad Call Me tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works for everybody.

What colors is this shirt available in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your energy.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing keeps the design locked in. Follow the care instructions and it'll look the same a year from now.

Is this shirt comfortable?

Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It's a real shirt, not a costume.

Can I wear this to a family event?

That depends entirely on your family. Some families will love it. Others will have questions you may or may not want to answer.