Headed To The Women's Shelter To Find A Date Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Headed To The Women's Shelter To Find A Date tee is a back print announcement that you've given up on dating, dignity, and probably hygiene. Unethical Threads made this for the person who wants to be the worst guy in every room. The text sits on the back, so the full effect lands as you walk away.

Who actually wears this?

People who think being the punchline is funnier than telling the joke.

This is pure self-own energy. You're not making fun of anyone except yourself, and you're doing it at maximum volume across your back so the rest of the bar can read it while you order another drink alone. It's a gag gift for the friend who already owns every terrible shirt, or it's for you, because you are that friend.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of your decisions
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (the classiest thing about this shirt)
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your dating prospects
• Design printed on the back, because the best exit lines don't need eye contact

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the nuclear option of gag gifts.

Give it to the friend who thrives on negative attention, the coworker who peaked at the 2015 holiday party, or the person in your life who collects terrible decisions like trading cards. They'll either wear it with pride or never speak to you again. Both outcomes count as a win.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt offensive?

Yes. Extremely. The wearer is the joke, not anyone else, but that won't stop people from having opinions about it.

Where is the design on the shirt?

On the back. You won't see it on the approach, but everyone behind you gets the full experience.

What sizes are available?

Unisex S through 4XL. Bad taste is inclusive.

Will the print hold up in the wash?

DTG printing keeps the color and detail intact through heavy washing. Your social standing is another story.

Can I actually give this as a gift?

It's one of the best gag gifts you can buy. Just make sure the recipient has a sense of humor and possibly no shame.