Headed To The Women's Shelter To Find A Date Tee

The Headed To The Women's Shelter To Find A Date Tee from Unethical Threads is a full-volume announcement that you have absolutely no game. This shirt is for people who turned self-sabotage into a lifestyle. If your dating strategy needs a wellness check, at least now you have the uniform.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who treat shame like a suggestion. If you've ever been the reason a group chat went silent, this is your jersey.

Think: the groomsman who got uninvited from the rehearsal dinner, the coworker whose HR file has its own filing cabinet, the guy at the cookout nobody sits next to but everyone quotes later. The Headed To The Women's Shelter To Find A Date Tee is a public confession about your own character flaws, printed in a font large enough for the whole bar to read.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of your terrible life choices
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL, because bad taste comes in every size
• Crew neck so it frames your face directly above the worst sentence anyone's ever read
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for full-color that won't fade, even if your dignity already has
• Machine washable. Your reputation, unfortunately, is not

Is This a Good Gift?

It's the perfect gift for someone you love but don't respect.

Bachelor parties, white elephant exchanges, birthday presents for the friend group's designated disaster. Wrap it up, hand it over, and watch them realize you know exactly who they are. They'll wear it. You both know they'll wear it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt offensive?
Yes. That's the entire point. The person wearing it is the joke, and they know it.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Works for everyone with questionable judgment.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. The DTG print holds its color wash after wash. Your shame will outlast the shirt.

Is this a good gag gift?
Possibly the best one you'll ever give. Hand it to someone whose dating life is already a public spectacle and watch them light up.