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AAA Here For The Zipline T Shirt

AAA Here For The Zipline T Shirt

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The Here For The Zipline T Shirt from Unethical Threads is for people who understood that sketch on a spiritual level. You watched it. You rewatched it. You quoted it at a party where nobody got it. This shirt finds your people.

Who is this shirt actually for?

People who have seen the I Think You Should Leave zipline sketch more times than they'd admit to a therapist. The ones who hear "zipline" and immediately start smiling.

If you've ever wanted to tell someone to shut up because they were interrupting your moment, you already know what this shirt means. You don't need outdoor hobbies. You don't need to have ever been on a real zipline. You just need to have been ruined by Tim Robinson.

  • Heavyweight cotton that holds up when you pull on it, wrench on it, or generally treat it like it owes you money
  • Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
  • Crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing
  • DTG printed so the design stays sharp through countless wash cycles
  • Mike has no say in how you wear this

Does this work as a gift?

Only if the person you're buying it for gets the reference.

If they don't, they'll just think it's a shirt about outdoor recreation, which is honestly kind of funny in its own way. If they do get it, congratulations, you just won gift-giving permanently. There is no middle ground with ITYSL fan gear.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Here For The Zipline" mean?

It's a reference to an I Think You Should Leave sketch. If you know, you know. If you don't, go watch it and come back.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print hold up in the wash?

Yes. DTG printing on heavyweight cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it keeps its color.

Is this officially licensed?

No. This is an Unethical Threads original fan tribute design.

Can I be rough on this shirt?

You can pull on it and wrench on it all you want. It can take it.

Materials

  • Runs true to size
  • Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Tear-away label

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Our Shirts Fit True-To-Size! We recommend ordering your usual go-to size!

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