High Libido Low Standards Tee

The High Libido Low Standards Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose enthusiasm wildly outpaces their quality control. A cheerful trash can gives you a thumbs up because, honestly, same. This self-deprecating graphic tee says what your friends already know about you.

Who actually wears this?

People who've made being a lovable disaster their entire personality. Your dating profile says "looking for something casual" but your bar tab says you'll talk to literally anyone. You're not picky, you're efficient. This shirt is just the quiet part out loud.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your last situationship
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (room for everyone, because that's kind of the whole point)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid long after your reputation doesn't
• Machine washable, because at least something in your life should be low maintenance

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for anyone who has openly declared themselves a garbage person and meant it as a compliment. Works for birthdays, white elephants, or as a "saw this and thought of you" that will either strengthen or end a friendship. No in-between. If you have to wonder whether they'd find it funny, they won't.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the High Libido Low Standards Tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size with a comfortable, non-clingy drape.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds its color and detail through the wash. Turn inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra about it.

Is this shirt going to offend people?

Almost certainly someone. But the joke is self-deprecating, not mean-spirited, so most people just laugh.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with real heft to it. Not the see-through, falls-apart-after-three-washes kind.