Hitting The 67 On My Boyfriend's Big Balls Tee

The Hitting The 67 On My Boyfriend's Big Balls Tee from Unethical Threads does exactly what you think it does. It takes the internet's favorite number and applies it to the worst possible context. You're welcome.

Who actually wears this?

Couples who roast each other as a love language. People who think Valentine's Day cards are too subtle.

If your partner has a sense of humor about their anatomy (and a sense of humor in general), this is how you honor that. Works beautifully as a gag gift too, though calling it a "gag" gift feels redundant given the subject matter.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like actual clothing, not something you'd blow your nose into
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because big ball energy comes in all sizes
• Classic crew neck, nothing fancy, just solid
• DTG printed so the colors survive the wash cycle (and the looks you'll get wearing it)
• Pre-shrunk, so what you order is what shows up

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift. This is the present that says "I love you and I have absolutely no shame about it."

Ideal for anniversaries, birthdays, or any occasion where you want to publicly acknowledge your partner's, let's say, attributes. The reaction alone is worth the price of admission. Just make sure the recipient can take a joke. Actually, make sure everyone in the room can take a joke.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs slightly roomy. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

What does hitting the 67 mean?

It's from a viral meme. If you know, you know. If you don't, this probably isn't the shirt for you.

Will this shirt shrink after washing?

It's pre-shrunk, so it holds its size. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll stay the way it arrived.

Is the print quality good?

DTG (direct to garment) printing means the design is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. No cracking or peeling over time.

Can I return it if my partner doesn't think it's funny?

Check the return policy on the product page. But honestly, if they don't laugh at this, the shirt isn't the problem.