Hitting The 67 On My Girlfriend's Big Bazookas Tee

The Hitting The 67 On My Girlfriend's Big Bazookas Tee is exactly what you think it is, and somehow worse. Unethical Threads took the viral 67 meme and aimed it at something your mother would not approve of. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, plausible deniability not included.

Who Actually Wears This?

Couples who roast each other publicly. People who treat offensive humor like a love language.

This pairs with the Hitting The 67 On My Boyfriend's Big Balls tee if you're the kind of couple that coordinates outfits to make everyone around you uncomfortable. It's adult meme humor for people who never fully matured and are at peace with that. You've made it this far in life. Lean in.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a screen-printing afterthought
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL (your chest situation is your business)
• Crew neck, because a V-neck here would be trying too hard
• DTG print for color that outlasts your dignity
• Machine washable, which is more than we can say for the joke

Will This Offend Someone?

Yes. That is not a risk, it is a guarantee.

If you're buying this shirt, you already know exactly who in your life will hate it, and that's part of the appeal. The Hitting The 67 On My Girlfriend's Big Bazookas Tee is not subtle. It's not trying to be. It's for people who think the funniest thing you can do with a viral meme is make it deeply inappropriate.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "hitting the 67" mean on this shirt?

If you know, you know. If you don't, the internet will catch you up in about thirty seconds. We just put it on a shirt and made it worse.

Is there a matching couples version?

Yes. The Hitting The 67 On My Boyfriend's Big Balls tee exists for exactly this purpose. Coordinate at your own risk.

What sizes are available?

Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print locks ink into the fabric. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the print stays put.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

Appropriate? No. Will you wear it anyway? Almost certainly.