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Hoes Be Lying Tee (BACKPRINT)

Hoes Be Lying Tee (BACKPRINT)

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The Hoes Be Lying tee from Unethical Threads is a rebus puzzle printed across the back of the shirt. Three pictures, one punchline, zero text. You either get it on sight or you stand there sounding it out like a first grader while everyone else watches.

What's actually on this shirt?

A hose, a bee, and a lion. No words, no slogan. Just three images on the back that look like random clip art until someone behind you sounds them out and the whole thing clicks.

The back print placement is the entire bit. You walk away from a conversation, and the person behind you gets a delayed punchline they didn't ask for. It's a stealth joke that only works on people paying attention, which honestly makes it funnier.

  • Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
  • Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
  • Classic crew neck
  • DTG printed for color that actually survives your laundry habits
  • Three pictures doing more comedic work than most paragraphs

Is this actually a good gift?

Extremely. The Hoes Be Lying tee is basically two gifts in one: the shirt itself and the ongoing entertainment of watching people decode the back in real time.

It works for anyone who likes puzzles, inappropriate humor, or both. The rebus format means most people won't get it until they say it out loud, which is when the real fun starts for you.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the design on the Hoes Be Lying tee mean?

It's a rebus. Three pictures that sound out a phrase when you read them in order. If you need more than that, say them out loud.

Where is the design printed?

On the back of the shirt. The front is blank. This is intentional.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash inside out on cold if you want to be careful, but it holds up.

Is this shirt offensive?

That depends entirely on how fast the person behind you can sound things out.

Materials

  • Runs true to size
  • Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Tear-away label

Size Chart

Our Shirts Fit True-To-Size! We recommend ordering your usual go-to size!

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Return Policy

Every purchase includes a 100% Money Back Guarantee. If you aren’t completely satisfied with the shirt you can send it back within the first 30 days for a full refund. For More information, please refer to our Refund Policy

EU Responsible Person (GPSR) HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Email: gpsr@honsonventures.com
Product information Gildan 5000. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
Warnings / Hazard For adults. Made in Nicaragua.
Care instructions Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) · Non-chlorine bleach as needed · Tumble dry low heat · Do not iron · Do not dry clean
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