Hot Dog Powered Fuck Machine Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Hot Dog Powered Fuck Machine Tee is exactly what it sounds like. Unethical Threads put the whole thing on the back of the shirt so you can walk away from people while they're still processing it. Heavyweight cotton, full commitment to a bit nobody asked for.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who think hot dogs are inherently funny and aren't wrong about that.

The kind of person who wants their back to do the talking at a cookout, a bar, or anywhere with witnesses. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically every body type that enjoys poor decisions. You walk in normal, you walk away legendary.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper apology
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (revolutionary, we know)
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your last relationship
• Design lives on the back, because some things are better as a parting gift

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It's a perfect gift if you know someone well enough to hand them a shirt that says "fuck machine" on it.

If you're not sure, that's your answer. For everyone else: birthdays, bachelor parties, and "I saw this and thought of you" moments were made for this tee. Pair it with a straight face for maximum impact.

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I get for the Hot Dog Powered Fuck Machine Tee?

It runs in a unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. If you're between sizes, go up. Nobody ever complained about a comfortable shirt.

Where is the design printed?

The design is on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, which means you get to be a normal person until you turn around.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing holds up well. Wash inside out on cold, tumble dry low, and the hot dog stays powered for a long time.

Is this shirt offensive?

It literally says "fuck machine" on it. You already know the answer. That's kind of the point.