Hot Dog Slut Tee

The Hot Dog Slut Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose hot dog devotion has crossed into identity territory. Two gas station roller dogs at 11pm, no shame, full commitment. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who put mustard on everything and aren't sorry about it. The cookout loyalist. The person with a gas station roller dog ranking they will defend with receipts.

This is part of the Unethical Threads Slut collection (Beer Slut, Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, Liquor Slut, Crab Rangoon Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Pumpkin Spice Slut, and more). If you've already committed to one vice, the Hot Dog Slut Tee is just filling out the rotation.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (because you're a hot dog slut, not a barbarian)
• DTG printed for color that survives your mustard habit
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

Yes. If you know someone who orders hot dogs at a restaurant where steak is on the menu, this is it.

Pair it with the Unethical Threads "Hot Dogs Are Just Meat Cigarettes" tee for the full intervention. Nobody needs two hot dog shirts. But a hot dog slut might.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Hot Dog Slut Tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Is the Hot Dog Slut Tee offensive?
It's about hot dogs. If someone is offended by your commitment to cylindrical meat, that's on them.

What other Slut tees does Unethical Threads make?
A whole family: Beer Slut, Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, Liquor Slut, Crab Rangoon Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Pumpkin Spice Slut, and Hot Dog Slut. Pick your vice.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds up fine. Ignore it and you've got a crop top, which is also a look.

Does the Hot Dog Slut Tee come in other colors?
Black or white. That's it. Clean and simple.