Houston I Am The Problem Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Houston I Am The Problem Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print that files a status report with zero urgency and complete self-awareness. No request for help, just a flat confession broadcast to whoever's behind you. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've accepted they're the variable everyone else is working around. The self-aware ones who register the energy shift when they walk into a room and file it under confirmed.

This shirt doesn't ask for sympathy or promise change. The design lives on the back because that's the direction you're facing when you deliver this kind of news. It's a status update with no follow-up action items.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles more wash cycles than you handle feedback
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck, DTG printed for color that stays put
• Design printed on the back of the shirt (front is blank, like your expression)
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

If you know someone who introduces chaos with the composure of a weather forecast, absolutely.

This is the shirt for the person everyone texts about in a separate group chat. The one who somehow causes three problems before lunch and reports each one like reading box scores. They already know. Now everyone else can too.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where is the design on this shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white.

Is the print going to fade?
DTG printed on heavyweight cotton. It holds up through regular washing.

Will this offend anyone?
It's self-deprecating, not aggressive. The worst it does is make someone nod in recognition.