Houston I Am The Problem Tee

The Houston I Am The Problem Tee from Unethical Threads is a calm, public admission that you are, in fact, the variable everyone else is working around. Not a cry for help. A status report filed with full self-awareness and absolutely no plans to course-correct.

Who actually wears this?

People who've already done the math and accepted the results. This shirt is for the ones who figured out they're the common denominator a long time ago and decided that transparency counts as personal growth. You're not causing chaos on purpose. You're just not going out of your way to stop it, either.

• Heavyweight cotton, because at least your shirt should be substantial
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL
• Crew neck, DTG printed for color that outlasts your good intentions
• Available in black or white
• Pre-shrunk, so it fits the same after washing (your reputation is another story)

Is this a good gift?

One of the best, actually. If you know someone who IS the problem and knows it, this is the most honest, supportive thing you can hand them. It says "I see you, I accept you, and I'm not asking you to change." Pair it with a straight face for maximum delivery.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Houston I Am The Problem Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works whether you're causing problems at a small or industrial scale.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

No. DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the text isn't going anywhere. Consider it a permanent record.

Does this come in colors other than black and white?

Just black or white. Clean, minimal, and it matches everything, including your energy.

Will this offend people?

Only the ones who haven't figured out they're the problem too. So yes, probably a few.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on your workplace. If your coworkers already know you're the problem, it's just confirming what everyone suspected. If they don't know yet, it's a very efficient way to set expectations.