How Do Circumcised People Sneak Things Into Movie Theaters Tee (BACKPRINT)

The How Do Circumcised People Sneak Things Into Movie Theaters tee from Unethical Threads puts a question on your back that nobody asked but everyone will read. It's the kind of shower thought that shouldn't have survived the shower. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who think the best humor lives in the space between gross and genius. The backprint format means you get to walk away from conversations you didn't even start. Strangers reading your back at the grocery store will have questions they absolutely cannot ask out loud.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up and doesn't feel like you're wearing a napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S to 4XL (yes, your uncle's size too)
• Classic crew neck, because we're inappropriate, not experimental
• DTG printed for color that doesn't bail after a few washes
• Design printed on the back, so your exit is always the best part

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a perfect gift if you know someone well enough to reference their anatomy on a t-shirt. This is not a safe office Secret Santa pick. It is, however, the exact right energy for a bachelor party, a best friend's birthday, or anyone who has made this exact joke after three beers.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank, so people have to wait until you walk away to fully appreciate the question.

What sizes does this shirt come in?
Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so everyone gets to participate in the discomfort.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?
Follow the care instructions and it holds its shape. We can't promise the same about your dignity.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?
Technically yes. Socially, that depends entirely on your tolerance for strangers reading your back and doing a double take.