How Do I Get Laid When Everyone Thinks I'm Gay And Autistic Tee (BACKPRINT)

The How Do I Get Laid When Everyone Thinks I'm Gay And Autistic tee is Unethical Threads doing what we do best: saying the thing you were already thinking. Back print on heavyweight cotton. The kind of shirt that makes your dating profile redundant.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've accepted their situation and decided to lean into it. That's the move.

This shirt hits hardest if you've ever had someone assume literally everything about you based on vibes alone. The text sits on the back, so you don't even have to see people reading it. You just feel the energy shift behind you in line at the grocery store.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because we're unhinged, not experimental
• DTG printed so the colors stay put through every wash cycle your mom insists on
• Back print design for maximum dramatic walkaway energy

Can I Give This As a Gift?

Absolutely. But only if you know the person well enough that they won't cry.

This is a surgical-strike gift. You give it to the friend who already makes this joke about themselves, not the friend who would need it explained. If they've ever sent you a meme at 3 AM about their dating life, this is their shirt.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
Back of the shirt. The front is blank. You get the full dramatic walkaway effect.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the colors stay put. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it, but it can handle the abuse.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?
Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Soft enough to sleep in, sturdy enough to wear to Thanksgiving.

Will this offend people?
Yes. That's not a bug, that's the whole product line.