How Do I Get Laid When Everyone Thinks I'm Gay And Autistic Tee

The How Do I Get Laid When Everyone Thinks I'm Gay And Autistic Tee is Unethical Threads at peak absurdity. Self-deprecating meme text on heavyweight cotton for anyone whose dating life is a punchline they didn't write. Wear it. Own it. Let people figure out the rest.

Who actually wears this?

People who've made peace with the fact that their personality is, technically, a lot.

This shirt lives in the overlap between self-aware and slightly unhinged. It's for the person who'd rather make the joke first than let someone else land it worse. If your friends already roast you about your love life, this just makes it official.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a napkin someone ironed
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck, because you're chaotic but not experimental with necklines
• DTG print for color that actually survives your laundry habits
• Pre-shrunk so it still fits after you stress-wash it at 2am

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's not a bug, it's the product.

The humor here is aimed squarely at the wearer, not at anyone else. It's self-deprecation turned up to eleven. If you wear this to Thanksgiving dinner, that's on you, and honestly we respect it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric. It holds color and won't crack or peel with normal washing.

Is this shirt actually offensive?

It's self-deprecating humor, not a personal attack. But someone somewhere will definitely have an opinion about it. That's sort of the point.

Is this a good gag gift?

It works if you actually know the person's sense of humor. Don't give this to a coworker you've spoken to twice.