How Do You Like Your Pussy Tee (BACKPRINT)

The How Do You Like Your Pussy Tee from Unethical Threads is a straight-faced cat preference chart printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton tee. Fourteen cats, fourteen labels, and absolutely nothing you could get in trouble for. Technically.

Who actually wears this?

Cat people with a sense of humor. So, most cat people.

The design lives on the back, which means you don't have to be facing someone for the joke to land. They read the chart, scan the labels, and you're already three steps ahead. It's the lowest-effort comedy delivery system ever printed on cotton.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and doesn't quit on you
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG print for color that survives the washing machine
• Available in black or white, pick your fighter

Is this a good gift?

If the person you're buying for has ever sent you a meme you couldn't open at work, yes.

The How Do You Like Your Pussy Tee is the kind of gift that gets unwrapped, immediately put on, and then worn to a family function out of pure spite. It comes in black or white and runs up to 4XL, so "they didn't have my size" isn't an excuse.

Frequently Asked Questions

What's actually on this shirt?

A chart titled "How Do You Like Your Pussy?" with fourteen illustrated cats, each labeled with a different descriptor. The whole thing is printed on the back.

What sizes are available?

Unisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable.

Will the print fade?

No. It's DTG printed (direct-to-garment), which means the ink bonds to the fabric. Follow the care instructions and the colors stay put.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. That's the whole menu.

Is this appropriate for work?

It's a chart about cats. If your workplace has a problem with cats, you have bigger issues.