How Do You Like Your Pussy Tee

The How Do You Like Your Pussy Tee from Unethical Threads is a 14-cat chart that asks one simple question, then answers it fourteen ways. Every label is technically about cats. What you do with that information is between you and your conscience.

Who actually wears this?

Cat people with a dark sense of humor. Also people without cats who find the idea of categorizing them as "meaty" or "frisky" unreasonably funny.

This is a graphic tee for people who peaked in the group chat, not the classroom. It works best on someone who can keep a straight face while a coworker slowly reads through all fourteen labels.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go transparent after one wash (looking at you, cheap tees)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're not a V-neck person and we both know it
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your last relationship
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for the person who already has everything except the courage to wear their personality. Birthdays, white elephants, "I saw this and thought of you" moments. If someone in your life has strong opinions about cats and a weak filter, you've found the shirt.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt about cats?
Every label on the chart describes a type of cat. Fourteen cats, fourteen labels, one chart. That's it.

What sizes does the How Do You Like Your Pussy Tee come in?
Unisex sizes S through 4XL with a relaxed fit.

Will this shirt shrink?
Follow the care label and it holds up. Cold wash, tumble dry low, skip the iron on the print.

Does this come in different colors?
Available in black or white.

Is this appropriate for work?
It's a chart about cats. Whether your HR department agrees is a conversation we can't have for you.