How Many Calories Are In A 12 Gauge Shotgun Shell Tee (BACKPRINT)

The How Many Calories Are In A 12 Gauge Shotgun Shell tee is Unethical Threads at its most unhinged. Dark diet humor printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton tee, available in black or white. For everyone who's tracked one too many macros.

Who actually wears this?

People whose relationship with calorie counting has gone completely sideways. You've been deep enough in the diet trenches to find this genuinely funny, not shocking.

This is the shirt for people who cope with humor that makes therapists earn their hourly rate. Wear it to the gym and watch personal trainers pretend they didn't read your back.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're unhinged but not a V-neck person
• DTG printed so the colors don't ghost you after three washes
• Design is on the back. The front stays clean so you can look innocent from the front.

Is this going to offend someone?

Absolutely. That's the whole premise of shopping here. If you're browsing Unethical Threads, you've already accepted that at least one stranger per outing is going to have feelings about your outfit.

This isn't the tee for Sunday dinner with your in-laws. Save it for the friends who send you memes your therapist would confiscate.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Is the design on the front or back?

Back only. The front is blank, so people have to walk behind you to get the full experience.

What colors is it available in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your soul.

How does the print hold up?

DTG printed directly into the fabric. It won't crack, peel, or fade into a ghost of its former self after a few wash cycles.

Can I gift this to someone?

Only if you actually know their sense of humor. This is a friendship litmus test disguised as a t-shirt.