How Many Calories Are In A 12 Gauge Shotgun Shell Tee

The How Many Calories Are In A 12 Gauge Shotgun Shell Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's counted calories so hard they started asking questions nobody should answer. Available in black or white. Diet culture gallows humor, no apology included.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've had a genuine emotional response to a food label. If you've ever rage-quit a meal plan, Googled the caloric content of something you had no business eating, or referred to a cheat day as "a lifestyle," this shirt was already yours. You just hadn't bought it yet.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually survives laundry day
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck, because you're unhinged, not experimental
• DTG printed for color that stays put (unlike your last diet)
• Available in black or white

Can I Gift This to Someone Who Counts Calories?

Only if they're funny about it. This is the gift for the friend who texts you their macro breakdown at midnight, not the one who just discovered quinoa and still has hope. If they laugh at their own suffering, they'll love it. If they're still in the earnest phase, maybe get them a candle.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the "How Many Calories Are In A 12 Gauge Shotgun Shell" shirt mean?

It's dark humor about diet culture taken to an absurd extreme. If you've been deep enough in calorie counting to laugh at this, you already know.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Does the print crack or fade?

No. The DTG print holds its color and detail through regular washing.

Is this shirt going to offend people?

Almost certainly. That's not a bug, it's the whole product line. You're shopping at a store called Unethical Threads, so calibrate your expectations accordingly.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white.