How To Catch A Predator Joe Biden Sniffing Tee

The How To Catch A Predator Joe Biden Sniffing Tee from Unethical Threads takes that one clip everyone pretends they haven't seen and puts it on heavyweight cotton. If you watched the man lean in and thought "someone should make a shirt about this," we did. You're welcome.

Who's actually buying this?

People who've seen the compilations. You know exactly which ones. Your group chat already has opinions about this shirt, and at least two people in it need one.

It's the kind of tee that pairs well with cookouts, family dinners you weren't really invited to, and a complete inability to read a room. If your sense of humor has ever cleared a room, this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Room for everyone. We save our judgment for politicians, not sizing.
• Crew neck. Classic. Nothing weird happening around your collar.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print. The ink goes into the fabric, not on top of it. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into obscurity. Unlike some political careers.

Is this a good gift?

It might be the best gift you've ever given. The friend who sends you Biden sniffing clips at 2 AM needs this shirt yesterday.

The coworker with loud political opinions? Perfect. Your dad who comments on every news article? Even better. Just don't give it to someone who can fire you. That part's on you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want. It holds up.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no sad faded version of itself after a few washes.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable and true to size.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly. That's kind of the whole point. If everyone liked your shirt, it wouldn't be funny.

Is this shirt unisex?

Yes. Relaxed fit, crew neck, runs true to size for men and women.