I Ain't Gay But I Ain't Exactly Not Gay Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Ain't Gay But I Ain't Exactly Not Gay tee is a back print graphic shirt from Unethical Threads for anyone whose answer to that question comes with an asterisk. Printed on heavyweight cotton in black or white, sizes S through 4XL. It says what you've been thinking, just between your shoulder blades.

Who actually wears this?

People who stopped answering direct questions years ago.

Your friend who responds to every 'so, are you...?' with a shrug and a grin. The person at Pride who showed up as a plus-one three years running and now has their own outfit. This back print catches people mid-walk-away, which is honestly the best comedic timing a garment can have.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go sheer after a few washes (important when the joke's on your back)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because a V-neck would be trying way too hard for this message
• DTG printed so the text holds up through regular washing
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a gift?

Only if you actually know the person.

This is a personality test wrapped in cotton. Hand it over and their reaction tells you everything. Good for Pride, birthdays, or the friend who keeps making 'jokes' that aren't really jokes anymore.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works for every body type.

Is the design on the front or the back?

It's a back print. The front is blank, so you get the full reveal when you walk away.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric. It holds up through regular washing.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. Two options, which is fitting.

Can I wear this to family events?

That depends entirely on your family. Some families would frame this. Others would revoke your holiday invite.