I Ain't Gay But I Ain't Exactly Not Gay Tee

The I Ain't Gay But I Ain't Exactly Not Gay tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who treats sexuality like a spectrum and their wardrobe like a comedy set. It's bi-curious humor that doesn't flinch. Available in black or white, because even your shirt doesn't have to pick a side.

Who's Actually Wearing This?

People who are comfortable enough with themselves to make everyone else uncomfortable. The questioning crowd, the allies with a sense of humor, and anyone who's ever answered "it's complicated" on a dating app. This shirt lives in that sweet spot between Pride parade and plausible deniability.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes like your last situationship
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL, because self-discovery comes in all sizes
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print for color that sticks around longer than most of your commitments
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a perfect gift if you actually know the person. This is not a shot-in-the-dark Secret Santa pick. But for your friend who's been dropping "hints" that stopped being subtle three drinks ago? Outstanding choice. Pair it with a card that says nothing. The shirt says enough.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about being gay?

It's about the beautifully noncommittal middle ground. Not gay, not not gay. It's giving "I'll get back to you on that."

What sizes does the I Ain't Gay But I Ain't Exactly Not Gay tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on every body that's brave enough to wear it.

Will this offend people?

Some people, yes. But the people it's made for will love it. That's sort of the whole point of Unethical Threads.

Does the print fade or crack?

Nope. DTG printing means the design stays sharp. Your existential crisis might fade before this print does.