AAA I Am Here To Shoplift T Shirt

The I Am Here To Shoplift tee is exactly what it sounds like: a loud, stupid, perfect declaration of intent from Unethical Threads. Wear it to Target. Wear it to court. We don't care and neither should you.

Who actually wears this?

People who think getting detained by loss prevention sounds like a fun afternoon.

This shirt hits hardest on the person who's never stolen anything in their life, walking into Walmart with full eye contact and a receipt already in hand. It's the energy of announcing your crimes before committing none of them.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than whatever you're allegedly stealing
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because apparently that matters to some of you
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that won't fade, crack, or peel
• Pre-shrunk so it still fits after your mom washes it at her house

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. Next question.

Seriously though, if someone in your life has the kind of humor that makes cashiers nervous, this is the move. It's funnier than a gift card and way more memorable than whatever you got them last year.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the I Am Here To Shoplift shirt going to get me in trouble?

We can't guarantee it won't. But technically it's a statement of purpose, not a confession. Wear responsibly or don't.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs true to size. No need to size up unless you want that oversized look.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so the print stays vivid. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.

Can I return it if I don't like it?

Check our return policy page, but honestly, you're going to like it.

Is this printed on demand?

Yes. Every shirt is printed to order, which means less waste and more patience (allow 5-7 business days to ship).