AAA I Am In Crippling Debt T Shirt

The I Am In Crippling Debt t-shirt from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A depressed little rat announcing your financial ruin to anyone within reading distance. Wear it to brunch, to the bank, to your third job.

Who actually wears this?

People who check their bank account like it's a horror movie. If you've ever laughed to keep from crying at a credit card statement, you're the target audience.

This tee is for the financially unwell and emotionally unbothered. The rat gets it. You get it. Your student loans definitely get it.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't fall apart like your 401(k)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because at least something in your life should feel put-together
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid longer than your credit score
• Pre-shrunk and machine washable. The shirt holds up even if you can't.

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. If someone in your life is drowning in student loans, a mortgage they can't afford, or just vibes with financial despair, this is the gift.

It says "I see you, and I think your suffering is hilarious." That's love. Pair it with a $5 gift card for maximum irony.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt soft or is it one of those stiff uncomfortable ones?
It's heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Soft, comfortable, and built for daily wear. Your debt might be uncomfortable, but this shirt isn't.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's pre-shrunk. Follow the care label and it'll hold its shape. Unlike your savings account.

What sizes does the I Am In Crippling Debt shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone who's ever looked at their bank balance and just sighed.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
Nope. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into obscurity like your financial plans.