I Am Not Think As You Drunk I Am Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Am Not Think As You Drunk I Am tee from Unethical Threads is the classic "I am not as drunk as you think I am" with the words rearranged by someone who definitely is. Printed on the back of the shirt so everybody behind you gets the message before you even turn around.

Who actually wears this?

The person at the bar who insists they're fine while holding their phone upside down.

This is a back print, so you don't even need to commit to a full reveal. Just turn around and let the sentence do its thing. Works at bars, barbecues, and family reunions if your family is the right kind of wrong.

• Heavyweight cotton that outlasts your last excuse for leaving early
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because nothing about this shirt is trying too hard
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that doesn't bail after a few washes
• Design printed on the back. You don't need to see it. Everyone else does.

Is this a good gift for someone who drinks?

It's a near-perfect gift for someone who drinks and lies about how much.

Also works for the friend who sends "I'm totally fine" texts from the bar floor. If you're buying it for yourself, no judgment. And if you want the companion piece, the sister tee "I Am Not Dink As You Thrunk I Am" slurs the letters instead of swapping the words.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the text on the shirt a typo?

No. "I Am Not Think As You Drunk I Am" is a deliberate word swap of "I am not as drunk as you think I am." That's the whole point.

Where is the design printed?

On the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print hold up after washing?

Yes. DTG printing keeps its color. Wash inside out on cold if you want to be extra careful.

Is there a version with the design on the front?

No front version, but the sister tee "I Am Not Dink As You Thrunk I Am" exists for anyone who wants to take the slurring even further.