I Am Not Think As You Drunk I Am Tee

The I Am Not Think As You Drunk I Am Tee from Unethical Threads takes the phrase "I am not as drunk as you think I am" and does exactly what three too many drinks would do: swaps the words around until it sounds right (it doesn't). Text-only front print. Maximum bar energy.

Who's actually wearing this?

Anyone who's had to convince a bouncer, a bartender, or their own reflection that they're totally fine. It's a drinking humor shirt, and it knows it.

Throw it on for day drinking, bachelor parties, tailgates, or just a regular Tuesday. Works equally well as a gag gift for the friend who always insists they're sober while holding their shoes. Pairs nicely with our I Am Not Dink As You Thrunk I Am Tee if you want the full spectrum of inebriated communication.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles whatever you spill on it (and you will spill on it)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're not exactly black-tie material right now
• DTG print that keeps its color sharp, not some iron-on that cracks after one wash
• Text-only front design. The words do all the work.

Is this actually a good gift?

One of the best ones you'll give all year.

If someone in your life has ever looked you dead in the eye and said "I am not as drunk as you think I am" while clearly being exactly that drunk, this is their shirt. Birthday, white elephant, "sorry I threw up in your car." It covers a lot of occasions.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the text on the shirt a typo?

No. "I Am Not Think As You Drunk I Am" is a deliberate swap of "I am not as drunk as you think I am." The words THINK and DRUNK traded places, which is exactly what would happen after a few drinks.

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds its color. Wash inside out on cold and hang dry for the longest life.

What's the difference between this and the Dink As You Thrunk tee?

This one swaps the words (THINK and DRUNK trade places). The Dink As You Thrunk version slurs the letters instead. Same energy, different stage of the night.

Does it come in other colors?

Check the color options on this listing. The text pops best on darker shirts.