I Be Nutting In My Own Eyes Just To See How Far I Came Tee

The I Be Nutting In My Own Eyes Just To See How Far I Came Tee from Unethical Threads is what happens when self-improvement culture meets zero filter. It reads like a motivational poster that took a very wrong turn. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in the group chat. The ones whose friends screenshot their texts.

This shirt is for anyone who heard "believe in yourself" one too many times and decided to take it literally, in the worst possible direction. If your humor runs filthy but your delivery stays deadpan, you already own three things from us. This is the fourth.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually holds up, not the tissue-paper stuff that goes see-through after two cycles
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're inappropriate, not avant-garde
• DTG print for color that doesn't bail on you after a few washes
• Available in black or white, both equally capable of ruining a family gathering

Can I actually wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, that's between you and whatever's left of your reputation.

Look, nobody is reading this shirt and coming away neutral. That's the point. The people who get it will get it instantly. The people who don't will re-read it three times, go through every stage of grief, and then ask where you got it. Either outcome is a win.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about motivation?

It is if you want it to be. The beauty of a good double meaning is that plausible deniability comes built in. Wear it to the gym and tell people it's about your fitness journey. Nobody will believe you, but you can say it.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so the design holds up over time. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it, but it's not required.

Does this come in colors other than black and white?

Just black and white for now. Two options, both solid choices.